Subject: Getting Married Per Kids...

I got this in an email today!

It's so cute I thought I'd share!

... besides I'm lazy today and without an original idea of my own to post!! :)



Subject: getting married per kids



> HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids)


> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
>sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
>chips and dip coming.
> -- Alan, age 10

> No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
>God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
>stuck with.
> -- Kristen, age 10

> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
>then.
> -- Camille, age 10

> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
>same kids.
> -- Derrick, age 8

> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> Both don't want any more kids.
> -- Lori, age 8

> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
>other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
> -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

> On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets
>them interested enough to go for a second date.
> -- Martin, age 10

> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
>and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
> -- Craig, age 9

> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> When they're rich.
> -- Pam, age 7

> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
>that.
> - - Curt, age 7

> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
>and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
> -- Howard, age 8

> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
>to clean up after them.
> -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
> -- Kelvin, age 8

> And the #1 Favorite is........
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
> -- Ricky, age 10


Junie