Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Some Funnies!


(I say)

What a dumb, aggravating day this has been...and I won't get into the boring details but- trust me- it's been a doozy of a day - so far!!! There's time, though...It can improve... lol- I hope not get worse!!

I took a break from my mountain of-unending-insurmountable- chores and found this cheery little email from a niece!

So glad I did because I needed this very much- I needed to smile!! :)

~~~

...so , here it is!



(The Email says...)

~~You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!~~

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It (I love that one!)

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack , Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

~~Now, admit it.
At least one of these made you smile.~~


~~~

(I say)

They ALL made me smile! :)


Thanks, Connie!



Love,

Junie
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15 comments:

  1. Donna3:11 PM

    HAHAHAHaaaa.....Funny Girl!! Happy Thanksgiving sweetie!!hughugs

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  2. JunieRose20055:41 PM

    lol- that little email managed to insult just about everybody! ;)

    L0L- but - all in fun! I sure needed a break in that direction today!


    Junie

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  3. Carole Burant9:03 PM

    LOL love it! As you say, reading those, you just can't help but laugh:-)

    Oh Junie, I just love your header...that turkey looks so delicious and now I want to cross the border so that I can celebrate Thanksgiving all over again and have turkey again also! hehe xoxo

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  4. Skye11:24 PM

    I had a dumb, aggravating day today too, and so did my husband! Must be something in the water...

    Hope your Thanksgiving will be a good one, Junie! :)

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  5. Anonymous7:14 AM

    Thank you for the big smiles on what is a cold, messy day up North here. Here is wishing you, Charley, and your family a very Happy Thanksgiving!

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  6. Shelley8:09 AM

    Happy Thanksgiving Junie. I'm thankful for your friendship. Have a great holiday.

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  7. JunieRose20059:27 AM

    Shelly

    Mary (Momma)

    Skye

    AND

    Pea,

    Thanks to all of you for your good wishes for us! Your continued friendships mean a lot to me!

    I hope we ALL have a wonderful day! We truly DO have a lot to be thankful for!

    Hugs))



    Junie

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  8. Rachel4:00 PM

    Hi Junie!! I've just been catching up on all I've missed on your blog! I'm so glad the trip with Alli went well. I know she had a blast!! It was so nice seeing her up on stage singing with the group. She didn't look nervous at all!

    I hope Charles is doing well with his eyes. I enjoyed seeing you two on the video!

    I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving!!

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  9. Fred7:01 PM

    Great funnies. And I love the turkey up there!

    Happy Thanksgiving, Junie. I hope you and your family are having a great holiday!

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  10. Anonymous9:18 PM

    Rachel,

    Thanks for coming over and I hope you have had a wonderful Thanksgiving day!

    Yes- Alli did just great singing with the band! :) She fit right in!

    Charles' eyes continue to improve!


    Junie

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  11. Anonymous9:19 PM

    Hi Fred,

    Thanks!

    Hope you and your family have had a great Thanksgiving day!!


    Junie

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  12. Jeanette6:58 AM

    Hi Junie, its hard to stay in a bad mood after reading these jokes... Happy thanks giving

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  13. Hootin Anni9:15 AM

    #14 is a riot!!
    Hope your Thanksgiving was a peaceful happy one.

    Have a wonderful Friday.

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  14. Anonymous10:39 AM

    Hi Anni,


    :) lol- yah- I liked that one! (#14)

    Yep we had a great holiday- Hope you did too!


    Junie

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  15. Anonymous10:41 AM

    Hi Jeanette,

    Yes, it's true!! :) The jokes get you happy!! :)


    Junie

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