JOKE

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Here's a joke I got from friend in Reno, Nv. This is one of my old time friends from the days of my 'Koontzmania' message board days - a book board we had a lot of fun posting on! That was more than 5 years ago...maybe 6 years!

Who says CYBER friendships don't last? :)

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ANYWAY- on with the joke! Sorry! I laughed out loud at this!
(eventhough it's a bit 'un-Ginga like!') :)


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Big mistake

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Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks >
over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "SH*T."


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Man! Did he mess up - or what!!! ;)


Junie