I just got some fun stuff from my friend Bonnie in some emails so want to share!
This is AMAZING!
(click here)
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And this...
IF you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do
not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer!!!
***FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? ?***
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave
the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to
a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your
mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
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WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
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REMEMBER: THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!
And look at you - you're on the computer
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Bonnie -I only omitted One thing! ;)
Love,
JUNIE
*Big Grins* and hearty laughter here...just what I need this afternoon as the snow is now falling steadily!!
ReplyDelete:-D
;) glad I could help Tammy!
ReplyDeleteactually, the line I left out was very funny but I just couldn't bring myself to put it in! (hahaha- prudeish old gal that I am!!)
Junie
aw june -- you are SO funny. of all the lines to leave out i wouldn't have expected that one -- hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteyour prudishness is refreshing!!!!
:) Bonnie.
ReplyDeleteI KNOW!!! That was the funniest part....but...
( lol- Bonnie-even Queen Juniper couldn't do that in the old KoontzCastle days!)
oh no -- the Queen would never have laughed either -- probably would have blown a gasket trying to keep from laughing.......
ReplyDeletei just watched the video again -- i hope everyone is watching that -- it is SO awesome -- i just love that dog!!!!
Yes- I am amazed with that doggie vid! And the link works for me so it should for others too! I hope folks will watch it!
ReplyDeleteBonnie, you need to start a blog of your own! You have a lot of fun things to pass on! :)
Love,
Junie
Omigosh, that dog is just amazing! I've just emailed it to my dog loving friends, they'll love this video too!!
ReplyDeleteLOL now that's what I call quite the email virus!! hehe I had gotten this email before so I know which line you left out! LOL
Hi Pea,
ReplyDeleteYes that is really something! Imagine the time put into training a dog to do all that! :) and he seemed to enjoy it so much, didn't he!
Lol- yes that virus email was funny...but I just couldn't bring myself to post all of it! (eventho-that was the funniest part)
Hey!! I have a reputation to uphold here! lol-Showing my underwear was quite daring enough! hahaha
Junie
Hi Junie! It's sooooo nice to meet you. And, I'm glad you dropped by my blog. It's always so wonderful to have new blogging friends, and I hope you continue to stop in for a visit!
ReplyDeleteI love this---it's hilarious. Ya know, me being the blond that I am (tho now hidden with gray) you had me going there for a while. hehehehe
And your old Florida post card? That is just so super. I saw one the other day online of my hometown, just miles away from where my grandmother lived. It sure does bring back such sweet memories.
Oh, and one more thing before I leave, I have a new blogroll called Bloggers Over 50 --the link to it, if you'd like to join-- is on my blog's sidebar. You're definitely more than welcome to drop in and join! We'd love to have you. It's kinda new this year...started last month.
Have a great day. I'm gonna add you to my friends list if you don't mind!!
Happy, once again, to meet you.
Hi Anni,
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm happy to meet you too.
I hope you will explore Junie's Place- there's lots here-plus on my other blogs (On my side bar) I just had my one year anniversary here on blogger- and never have I had so much fun!
Thanks for the invite to join'Bloggers over 50- lol- I certainly qualify in the age dept ( I will be 66 in May!)
I will be sure to visit your site again-first chance I get!
Thanks for coming and reading me!
Junie
hi june -- i pass on the good stuff to my friends -- i could never do a blog like this -- you're so creative and have so much fun stuff to share......
ReplyDeletedon't you ever decide you don't want to do this any more!!!!
your public depends on your!
;) Thanks Bonnie!
ReplyDeleteLOL- My one desire is to be a world famous blogger! heehee
So-I'm not gonna quit ...Not until they pry this little mouse from my cold, dead hands!
( :) now THAT I heard one of my friends say once about a completely different matter!)
Well... if you won't consider a blog of your own I can at least feature you on my blog sometimes!
Love,
Junie
That dancing dog is superb June, now for the virus.... I've got it somewhere in the files and now I'm gonna have to find it to see what you left out... don't do that, I haven't got time for these searches.
ReplyDelete;) Sorry, Peter!
ReplyDeleteAmazing dance, one can only imagine how many hours that took to teach the routine. ec
ReplyDeleteYes!-and the dog seems to be having fun!
ReplyDeleteThanks for coming by, Mreddie.
June
Hi Junie
ReplyDeletenice blog that dog seems to be enjoying itself on stage. Take care. Jen
Hi Jeanette,
ReplyDeleteYes, the dog seems to be enjoying that dance!
Thanks for coming.
Junie
I loved the warning. Maybe it is a worm or virus that is causing the soggy carpets. Naw the computer works fine and the floors in my office are dry.
ReplyDeleteHere's to many more years of blogging fun!
Oh my gosh! Is that what it is? I think it found its way into my house! I wondered what happened to all the beer, and why the toilet paper was cut into tiny, barbie-doll size squares!
ReplyDeleteWow, that's some Virus Junie...thanks for the warning.
ReplyDeleteI've seen that dog dance...what a hoot.
I'm assuming your enjoying your lovely warm weather....traitor. That's okay...."what doesn't kill you..makes you stronger." I think I'm strong enough now.
Hi Joy,
ReplyDeleteYep- the weather is really beautiful today...Will put some pics on a little later- of today!
I have been thinking of you and all the ppl I know in the snowy-frozen North Country! :) Hope it gets better soon for you.
Junie
Hi Maria,
ReplyDeleteThanks for coming by. ;0 Hope your carpet troubles are over by now!
( I thought that computer virus thing was kinda funny...
LOL-)
Junie
:) Carolyn,
ReplyDeleteThanks for the toilet paper warning...it hasn't advanced that far here...
However...I wonder if the virus is to blame for the egg getting stuck in my husband's beard...
Junie