My Generation

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I got this in an E-mail recently.
I think they're trying to tell me something...my family and friends...
with all these E-mails on aging! :)

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Recently, I was diagnosed with

A. A. A. D. D.

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder



This is how it develops:



I decide to water my garden.


As I turn on the hose, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.


As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.


I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.


I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.


So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.


But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox, when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.


I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the study to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.


I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.


As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.


I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.


I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.


I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote Someone left it on the kitchen table.


I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.


I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.


Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

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At the end of the day:


----the car isn't washed,


----the bills aren't paid,


----there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,


----the flowers don't have enough water,


----there is still only 1 check in my check book,


----I can't find the remote,


----I can't find my glasses,


----and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.



Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.


I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.


Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.



Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.



GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.



LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC.



P.S I just remembered.



I LEFT THE WATER RUNNING IN THE DRIVEWAY!



Love,
Junie