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Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Just for a laugh! (Post#2 ~ see Post#1 below this one!)
I got this from a niece in an E-Mail today!
It made me chuckle...
Have you ever noticed that 'funnies' usually have a generous helping of believability about them?
I have!
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Subject: Dead Donkey
Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."
Chuck replied, "Well, then,just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Chuck said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Chuck said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."
The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
Chuck grew up and works for the government.
:)
Junie
(thanks, Evie!)
That's a good one! Thanks for a laugh!
ReplyDeleteHi Junie:
ReplyDeleteI see you comment at many of the same blogs I visit so I thought I drop in and say hi. Our sites are very similar...we like to put "world" after our name and like to post family stories and pictures.
I already put up a link. I'll be a regular visitor.
Ummm, did I say "world"? Can you change your blog name since I obviously need new glasses? :)
ReplyDeleteHi Fred,
ReplyDeleteWell, I have seen you around, too! :) It's about time we said 'hi,' eh!!
:) And don't worry about that one word...'cause my 'Place' IS my 'World!' :)
I'll visit your blog real soon!
Junie Rose
LOL!! I loved that joke Junie!!
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Rachel
Glad you liked the joke.
Thanks,
Junie
Now, that is funny. Yep, government for ya!! :)
ReplyDelete;) Too true!
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