SMILE!
This is a joke I got from a niece today!
LITTLE OLD LADY~
There was a little old lady, who every morning stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD!'
One day an atheist moved into the house next door.
H e became irritated at the little old lady.
Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell: 'THERE IS NO LORD!'
Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day.
One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!
The next morning she stepped out onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there.
'PRAISE THE LORD!' she cried out.. 'HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!'
The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted:
'THERE IS NO LORD; I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!'
The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD!
HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!'
SMILE AND PASS THIS ON.
Junie Rose
21 Comments:
Yes, I'm smiling. Have a good weekend.
LOL love it!!! Have a wonderful weekend dear Junie. xoxo
Thanks,
AC
and
Pea,
( my 2 Canadian friends! )
...Just needing to SMILE a little today ...After yesterday's remembrance of 9~11 and today's worry about that Hurricane bashing the Texas coast!!
Thanks for coming by!
Junie
Smiling big smiles - I loved it!
Great smile today. Thank you!
How cute! hughugs
Well, it sure got a laugh out of me. Thanks!
Now that is a cool attitude!! LOL
Gave me a good laugh. It is so funny.
Great laugh. I know my folks will love this one.
Thanks to all of you!
I'm glad it brought smiles!! :)
Junie
Such a cute joke!
xo
Good one Junie! Thanks for sharing. Oh and I love the pic of the corn.
I LOVE this!!!!!!
I'm trying to catch up on my visiting with blog friends since I've been so behind because of hurricane preparations and then trying to get back to a 'normal' life after the storm. Thanks for all the concern and thinking of me. It's so much appreciated.
Thanks for coming by, Anni!
So happy you came through the storm with no major damage.
Cliff,
Thanks for visiting.
Glad you like the corn pic! :)
Susie,
Thanks for stopping by!
I will visit you soon.
Junie
Big smiles here as well - and somewhat descriptive of what happens sometimes. :) ec
Thanks for coming over, Mr. Eddie!
Happy that brought a smile- and I DO agree with you!
Junie
Praise the LORD!!! Thanks for sharing, Junie! :)
:) happy you liked this, Sally.
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